Cartoonist Notes
If you are a hipster, you are probably cursing me under your breath and asking God why another hipster Pabst Blue Ribbon joke had to be created. Well, sorry but I had to do it. Hipsters are sort of the mainstream now anyway. I was thinking about how to play on the word hipster and started going through the alphabet. There are some strange words you can morph "hipster" into. Dipster, Bipster, Gipster, Lipster, Ripster, Sipster, Tipster, Vipster, Zipster. Yipster reminded me of a small dog who "yips." So I did what I don't believe anyone should do in real life. I dressed a small dog in hipster apparel. I gave him a mustachio, a Pabst and some skinny jeans. Hey Ladies!
This reminds me that I live in a hipster neighborhood. The other day my usual barber closed up shop to move a few blocks away. I looked for the shop but could not find it open so I decided to chance it on a new barber. Plenty of guys were hanging out at this one shop so I decided they must be pretty good. Everyone was coming out with snazzy looking haircuts. It's my turn to get in a chair. Now mind you, I am not well versed in haircut terminology. I'm a dude. I just usually say things like, "Taper it up and take a little off the top." This place was serious about their cuts though. I asked to fade it up but to start close to the skin and the barber was asking me if I wanted any number of haircuts I know nothing about so I just picked one. The skin fade but keep it a little long on top cause the lady likes to run her hand through my hair. I walked out looking like a hipster but I am not a young man so I just looked goofy. Luckily my hair still grows back.
Also hipsters stole the classic beach sunglasses that everyone in SoCal likes to wear so if I made a hipster offensive comic sorry but I'm not really you hipster!
If you are a hipster, you are probably cursing me under your breath and asking God why another hipster Pabst Blue Ribbon joke had to be created. Well, sorry but I had to do it. Hipsters are sort of the mainstream now anyway. I was thinking about how to play on the word hipster and started going through the alphabet. There are some strange words you can morph "hipster" into. Dipster, Bipster, Gipster, Lipster, Ripster, Sipster, Tipster, Vipster, Zipster. Yipster reminded me of a small dog who "yips." So I did what I don't believe anyone should do in real life. I dressed a small dog in hipster apparel. I gave him a mustachio, a Pabst and some skinny jeans. Hey Ladies!
This reminds me that I live in a hipster neighborhood. The other day my usual barber closed up shop to move a few blocks away. I looked for the shop but could not find it open so I decided to chance it on a new barber. Plenty of guys were hanging out at this one shop so I decided they must be pretty good. Everyone was coming out with snazzy looking haircuts. It's my turn to get in a chair. Now mind you, I am not well versed in haircut terminology. I'm a dude. I just usually say things like, "Taper it up and take a little off the top." This place was serious about their cuts though. I asked to fade it up but to start close to the skin and the barber was asking me if I wanted any number of haircuts I know nothing about so I just picked one. The skin fade but keep it a little long on top cause the lady likes to run her hand through my hair. I walked out looking like a hipster but I am not a young man so I just looked goofy. Luckily my hair still grows back.
Also hipsters stole the classic beach sunglasses that everyone in SoCal likes to wear so if I made a hipster offensive comic sorry but I'm not really you hipster!
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