CAPTAIN Z-BOT
Captain Z-Bot
chews idly on his freeze dried
vitamin / rum ration
invigorated by the utter complexity
of his slowly fomenting plans
to, in one mission,
simultaneously free the galactic population
from no wash socks
and marry holographic starlet
Scarlet Spritzer.
Captain Z-Bot
smokes vigorously
on his multi-filtered
Ritalin / nicotine cigarette
while tinkering with the complex wiring
of "Jitters," the acupuncture robot.
Each time he is electrocuted,
Captain Z-Bot flies into a subsequent rage
mitigated only by quickening
self medicating inhalations.
Captain Z-Bot
curses vehemently
galactic law three billion and three
which requires a smoker
to wear a filtered fish bowl
trapping the exhaled smoke,
watering his vision,
and causing directly
the breathing of unfiltered Ritalin.
Captain Z-Bot
observes closely
to detect any needed fine tuning
as Jitters picks up a needle
and applies his programming
to the ship's cook
suffering from hypertension.
Cookie had, it seems,
read the Oscar Wilde quotation:
"Only dull people
are brilliant at breakfast."
chews idly on his freeze dried
vitamin / rum ration
invigorated by the utter complexity
of his slowly fomenting plans
to, in one mission,
simultaneously free the galactic population
from no wash socks
and marry holographic starlet
Scarlet Spritzer.
Captain Z-Bot
smokes vigorously
on his multi-filtered
Ritalin / nicotine cigarette
while tinkering with the complex wiring
of "Jitters," the acupuncture robot.
Each time he is electrocuted,
Captain Z-Bot flies into a subsequent rage
mitigated only by quickening
self medicating inhalations.
Captain Z-Bot
curses vehemently
galactic law three billion and three
which requires a smoker
to wear a filtered fish bowl
trapping the exhaled smoke,
watering his vision,
and causing directly
the breathing of unfiltered Ritalin.
Captain Z-Bot
observes closely
to detect any needed fine tuning
as Jitters picks up a needle
and applies his programming
to the ship's cook
suffering from hypertension.
Cookie had, it seems,
read the Oscar Wilde quotation:
"Only dull people
are brilliant at breakfast."
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